Album Review

Score 0
Written by Jordan Campbell
Published on 2/28/2008
Whoo-freakin'-hoo, a compliation CD.  Sensing that your local record shop needs a few more coasters in the 'Various Artists' rack to compliment the dust-caked copies of Identity Four and Death Metal's Greatest Hits, Earache has gathered a motley crew of new-school thrash revivalists for this 16-track exhibition, aptly (and generically) titled Thrashin' Like A Maniac. Like most collections, this one is extremely hit-or-miss. Moreso this time around, because the contributing bands all sound largely similar, making it fairly easy to weed the bees from the cheese. For the indecisive consumer that is confused as to which denim-and-leather clad youngsters to rally behind, this is a sufficient tool for sampling; but then again, so is Myspace.com, where you can hear roughly four songs from each band for free.  But, hey, if you want to give Earache ten bucks for one track per artist, that shit's between y'all.

Unless you've spent the last two years spelunking and subsisting on raw fish, you'll have a pretty damn good idea what's in store. This is denim vest-rocking, aviator-sporting, "we aren't trying to be ironic" thrash metal. The new breed's heavyweights are in full force (and on loan) here, standing pretty damn tall over the rest of the group. Municipal Waste's frenetic eneregy sticks out like a compound fracture, and Warbringer's OTT-intense vocalizations and soloing are unmatched. Evile, stoutly serious as they are, suffer slightly from the inclusion of their hokiest track, "Thrasher", and Dekapitator carry an intangible swagger that outshines the meat-and-potatoes nature of their attack. Surpisingly, the shining star of this collection is Wisconsin's Lazarus, who show that they can not only hang with the present-day darlings, but can kick even more ass. Watch out for those dudes, because like the other top-tier contenders, they don't rely on beer/zombie/nuclear meltdown lyrical cliches and/or coattails from the 1980s for attention -- they just write good fucking heavy metal songs.

Unfortunately, some of these other bands put their entire bankroll into such eyeball-rolling goofiness. Album openers Bonded By Blood gallop their way through a forgettable lesson in shameless mimicry, potentially opening the doors for bands named Ride The Lightning and Reign in Blood to get free rides to bullet belt heaven. Deadfall has a riffing style identical to that of Municipal Waste (in turn, having a riffing style identical to DRI), though void of similar personality.  Mutant --seriously, Mutant? -- deliver a yelping chorus of "Psycho Suuuuuuuurgery!!!" that immediately ties them to Tourniquet...which is not a good thing. 

And, yeah, Gama Bomb and Violator turn in some fun performances, but they are still cliched as hell and forgettable as fuck. Honestly, after sixteen tracks of this stuff, the whole thing becomes a little off-putting; this genre's newfound spark is still fairly new, and it seems as if it's already being run into the ground. Earache shoulders much of the responibility for this, by shoving Repka-style artwork down our collective throat and signing every band that has scratched-and-sniffed a Sodom backpatch. Also, putting gaudy comps like these out there and pretending that they have the same impact as they did before the Internet exploded is asinine. The world simply doesn't need sixteen bands that sound like this, and we certainly don't need to ingest another Earache cash-grab to hear them. Want to support young thrashers? Go buy an Evil Army or Hammerwhore album, and leave this thing on the rack next to Return of the Rock.


Tracklisting:

        1.     Immortal Life - Bonded By Blood
        2.     Thrasher - Evile
        3.     Art Of Partying, The - Municipal Waste
        4.     Deathstrike Command - Dekapitator
        5.     Massive Execution - Fueled By Fire
        6.     Corrosion - Decadence
        7.     Total War - Warbringer
        8.     Overload - SSS
        9.     Zombie Brew - Gama Bomb
        10.    Exumer - Merciless Death
        11.    Resistance Is Futile - Deadfall
        12.    Last Breathe - Lazarus
        13.    War Is Hell - Toxic Holocaust
        14.    Psycho Surgery - Mutant
        15.    Atomic Nightmare - Violator
        16.    Twilight Of The Flies - Send More Paramedics



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locustsofdeath | posted on 7/2008 | Reply
When it comes to Kreator, why does 'Coma of Souls' never come up? That is a great thrashing album in great thrashing discography.
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dixiewhiskey | posted on 7/2008 | Reply
seriously enjoyed this comp. i'm glad earache's giving younger thrash bands a chance to get their music out there, "trendy" or not.
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Anxiety Hangover | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
@JB I'll probably get heat for this, but as for Kreator, if you have Pleasure to Kill, you already have the best album they did. After that, I'd go with Endless Pain/Flag of Hate. It's even rougher and slightly heavier than PTK, although not quite as fast. As for DRI, I've always liked Thrash Zone, but that's because it's the first record of their's I heard.
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Machine_Fuckin_Head | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
Besides Bonded By Blood's debut album anticipation, their EP makes me want to fuck shit up and thrash about. Do not over look these new coming thrashers who IDOLIZE Exodus. "Immortal Life" is insanely fast and definitely my favorite track on this compilation.
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eminor  | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
JB: I'd second the Terrible Certainty rec, and for DRI, go with 4 of a Kind.
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JW  | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
By early stuff in regards to DRI, I mean the more punk stuff, before they got a little thrashier later on.
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JW  | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
@ JB-- What the Rev is saying is that you can go to Myspace and hear four songs from every band on the comp for free, instead of shelling out $10... For DRI, I love the early crazy stuff, so I'll skip that one, but for Kreator: Terrible Certainty.
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JB | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
@Campbell I don't see why this is a waste of money for people who want to check out some new thrash bands and don't have the money to go buy every album from every band on the comp. Some of us don't have free CDs sent to us in the mail. Must be nice working for MR. That being said, most of the bands here I haven't heard, but I've checked out Municipal Waste, Evile, and Warbringer. All great bands. Question for the thrash fans....what albums would you get first from DRI and Kreator (I already have Pleasure to Kill, so from there)?
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vugelnox | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
erre hearing, not sure how you'd heart something in this instance!
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vugelnox | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
There are several exceptional newer thrash bands out there but aside from Toxic Holocaust and Municipal Waste but they aren't on this comp. The aformentioned Evil Army and Hammerwhore for one are both very much worth hearting. Plus the likes of Rammer, Sauron, Ghoul, Deathhammer, Villains, Battletorn and Trench Hell as well. Dekapitator, Merciless Death and Violator are all bands who initially seem quite cool but go out one ear as quickly as they go in. Intense sure but completely forgettable. That Violator album Chemical Assault especially. It sure sounds great at first but it stays with you about as long as a chalupa from taco bell. Goes out as quickly as it goes in.
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swampthang | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
Warbringer and Gama Bomb are def the coolest band on there. the least coolest being SSS and Dekapitator. but overall great comp
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Vitus | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
Violator forgettable as fuck?? I'd agree then applies to several bands on this comp (and I'm all for new thrash bands) But Violator are great, one of the best new bands, in fact.
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Stalker | posted on 3/2008 | Reply
hold on....did u say thrash sounds the same...especially recent thrash........NOOOOOO. I am shocked
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erdrickgr | posted on 2/2008 | Reply
"...that immediately ties them to Tourniquet...which is not a good thing" I'd say that Psychosurgery by Tourniquet was one of the better thrash albums of 1991.
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Machine_Fuckin_Head | posted on 2/2008 | Reply
I have downloaded it and immediately wanted to buy it after hearing it. Its solid thrash. Dont resort to myspace. In this case I would recommend (at least) downloading it.
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Reverend Campbell  | posted on 2/2008 | Reply
I should specify that the 3 zeros at the top are not a reflection of the album's quality, rather the fact that our scoring system is not suited for compilations.
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Steve P | posted on 2/2008 | Reply
More often than not compilation albums are not worth the money especially in the age of myspace and people downloading. Sounds like this is no different.
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Machine_Fuckin_Head | posted on 2/2008 | Reply
I also see that Jordan is not a reviewer of thrash, so I rate this NULL.
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Machine_Fuckin_Head | posted on 2/2008 | Reply
Wow! Don't even begin to listen to this guy. This CD is totally worth the $10. From beginning to end, its a new school thrashing attack. Give it a shot for yourself.