Album Review

Score 8.6
Written by Dan Staige
Published on 7/10/2007
There's a top secret room about the size of a walk-in closet in an animal testing lab. You won't see it by taking an employee-guided tour. It's buried behind a series of deadbolted doors. Inside you'll catch a whiff of formaldehyde, and the smell of sterile steel surgical tools. It's lit by green fluorescent bulbs; the walls are brick. In the corner, there's a giant six foot lava lamp structure, which appears to be bubbling with oxygen from the base. Inside the pod is a horrifying sight. It is a small human child. Only months old. Its ears are folded down; its body is crumpled and lifeless. The limbs resemble jarred banana peppers. Its forehead and upper cranium are covered with bulging veins & mushroomed out... It looks as if a brain explosion is imminent. Tubes, wires, plugs and corn on the cob holders puncture its body in multiple areas and orifices. The specmien's eyes are wholly black. It appears as if cataracts are beginning to engulf them. Inside the child, blood pumps via an outside source entered through its back. Every pump sends massive throbs of agony throughout the baby's body. His head is in an eternal state of migraine. The budding nerve endings are overloaded with unbearable searing pain. His vision only allows him to see straight down in front of him, staring at a cold, white tiled floor. He cannot speak, nor move. But the choice to exist in this artificially sustained agony is not his to make...

Cephalic Carnage seems to be a band that has a loyal fanbase. So when they made an absolute garbage album like Lucid Interval, fans stood by the group and claimed it was ground breaking, genre blending genius from the all powerful jazz grind masters. Whatever. However, I will admit they have made notable progress in what seems to be their quest from a bunch of scatter brained pot smokers playing five second grind songs to a respectable group of pot smoking musicians who desire to be taken seriously. Xenosapien is quite the delectable listen, spanning a few guitar-driven genres, and surprisingly they have continued in the tradition of Anomalies and crafted some quality pieces, well worthy of hitting the repeat button for. As expected, the spastic grind brand can of beans is still present; thankfully they have it under control now, and it has a pleasing patternistic presentation. Though not overdone or ridiculously out of control, it can be irritating in areas that otherwise have good momentum. "Divination" demonstrates this. Sure it displays musical "range", but whether or not the part fits in the song should be considered before inserting it permanently. A small annoyance yields to a huge stomping crusher of an ending for this song, with its unorthodox chords and earthquaking distortion. "Touched by an Angel" is an exercise in speed, and a surprising display of black metal skills and choruses. A bottom end blast proceeds post haste with "Vaporized", wrapping itself up with a vortex of drop-A tuned power chords. "Heptarchy" appears to be a venture into the doors of modern day tech death, akin to the stop and start sweeps of Necrophagist or even Beneath the Massacre. This brings us to "G.O.D. (Global Overhaul Device)", and despite its slow grinding despair and sorrow, this is what I believe to be one of the best songs this band has ever written. Huge single notes ring out and acceptable clean vocals decorate and contribute to its emotional envelopment. What took me off guard here, though, was the horn section. Luckily, it complements, although it is a bit hard to swallow. After 37 listens on repeat, however, it is rather seamless now. "Megacosm of the Aquaphobics", besides its silly title, berths "grind melody". Another seemingly dismal mismatch forced to work by this crew. It actually prompted a whistle at work the other day. And of course, at the end you'll find an unlisted track of pure downtuned doom. Hefty in nature, you can actually hear the guitar strings flopping around due to the severity of the downtuning. Bleak, hopeless, and throbbing with pain.

Due to the musical and apparent personal maturity of this group, I am going to go ahead and wreckommend this piece not only to current groupies, but also to open minded fans of the categories of metal that Cephalic Carnage touch base on in a much more professional manner than the days of Exploiting Dysfunction or Lucid Interval. A band that before seemed to fart out songs during their weed smoking sessions has admittedly improved vastly to become knowledgeable composers of quality metal.



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usernamesucks | posted on 1/2008 | Reply
@I hate you You said what i wanted to say This album is great lucid interval was good
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Pelican Pants | posted on 9/2007 | Reply
G.O.D. and the untilted track are great doom inspired songs
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i hate you | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
i'm already over these stupid opening paragraphs. necessary? nope. i'm not saying lucid interval was groundbreaking, but it is certainly far from garbage. great cd and i'm sure this one is too.
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JB | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Just wanna give big props to Relapse Records. Relapse has release 3 of my favorite albums this year...Alabama Thunderpussy's Open Fire, Cephalic Carnage's Xenosapien, and Pig Destroyer's Phantom Limb. All 3 will be on my year end list.
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cimmerian | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
so I guess the point of the intro is...the album makes you think of....that baby in the animal testing lab???
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EternalQuestion | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
I've been a Cephalic Carnage fan since "Conforming to Abnormality". To me, they haven't changed a bit, and have only gotten better with time. The guitar playing has also gotten better as the albums have progressed, and they've come to show they have the chops to hang with other bands. Awesome riffs thru out and FINALLY, the bass doesn't have distortion on it. My only real beef with the album is that the songs don't seem to flow one into the other as their previous albums. Cephalic Carnage have always had the mix of humor with the experimental and added it with brutality.
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Ben | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Lucid Interval is still the best CC album - dunno what you been smoking Dan n_n
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vag ( cephalic fan ) | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
@ FuckYourYankeeBlueJeans Basically i could start writing about how i see things from my point of view and that i disagree with you or start attacking to you by saying that i hate you, that you should kill your self, you need to get laid (now theres the smartass), douchebag.......................... If i was a small kid, insecure, stupid, decapitated and could not say a word except from fuck cause that would be always in my mind since i would never have done it. But this is not the case. Listen what we wrote down there is our personal opinions. I personaly like cephalic and the other bands that you mentioned. So i listen to all of them. Almost every band has good and bad records or records that for some reason we do not like. In my opinion cephalic's music has not changed. It has only become more focused which is a good thing for me. Cephalic is not the problem. The problem are pop-bands like faggots Killswitch Engage, whores like In This Moment,................... and most of their faggot-whore-kid-fans ( not all of them cause exceptions exist about everything ) that are the shame of metal. One other thing is that i like the self-titled of Asphyx better than Rack or Last One On Earth. I guess my opinion. If you have not listened to it, give it a listen.
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brandonmetal | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Exploiting Dysfunction had fun novelty value, at least- and heavy production, but that's about it for me and this band.
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. | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
http://www.drug-rehabs.org/Missouri-Lee's_Summit-drug-rehab.htm
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One Flew Over | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Vag posts in multi line format; "Village Idiot" font.
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FuckYourYankeeBlueJeans | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Cryptopsy havent released an album worth a damn since None So Vile. their last one was a giant fucking chud. And Then You'll Beg sucked. good god were the vocals bad. Whisper Supremacy is alright but passable overall Dismember always matter. Where Ironcrosses Grow, which im not a big fan of, is way better than what Cephalic Carnage have done the last few years. listen to The God That Never Was and ask if they dont matter. the bands that jock the Dismember/Entombed/Nihilist sound shit on the bands copying Cephalic. argue that whats different about Aborted's last 3 albums? they stopped mattering when they started putting in the huge breakdowns. and i havent listened to a Nile cd since that green one with the cross-like thing on the cover. Darkened Shrines or something like that. pure boredom. and boy were they awful on that tour with Napalm Death/Dark Tranquillity/Strapping Young Lad. and yes, i do think Cephalic Carnage are trash now. they're writing albums i would give to a metalcore fan whos trying to slowly work his way into death metal. "here, listen to this. alright, now listen to ________. okay, you might ready for the good stuff now. heres Asphyx. sit back and mourn the fact that they wont ever release another Rack or Last One On Earth"
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vag ( cephalic fan ) | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
"Cryptopsy havent mattered in over a decade" What does that mean ? That they have not released good records or that have not given influences ? "listen to old Dismember, Demigod" "fuckin Pestilence " Have those bands mattered the last decade ? ( I like these bands ) "Aborted write the same album over and over. Nile have been shit from the get-go" Not true. "the trash Cephalic Carnage are spitting out" That's what you think.
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FuckYourYankeeBlueJeans | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
"Yea definitely, they are definitely of one the heaviest and most brutal bands around next to Nile, Aborted, Suffocation, Cryptopsy and more which I'm lazy to say." you have got to be kidding me. ill attribute this to you obviously being new to death metal. not your fault. its your moms for having you later than some of us. but dude, Cryptopsy havent mattered in over a decade. Aborted write the same album over and over. Nile have been shit from the get-go. i have have and always will have love for Suffocation. you need to sit down, listen to old Dismember, Demigod, Immolation, Adramelech, and fuckin Pestilence and then you'll see what you think of the trash Cephalic Carnage are spitting out.
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Adam | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Maybe it is just me...but when I first heard this, I didn't hear much from it...maybe it was just the first reaction, but again, I didn't feel....great about it. It might take me a while, and I hope it does, but I am going to go for their back catalog too, and see if it is just this album, or if I am really missing something.
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vag | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
@Poor Form Staige Where exactly was i shitty ? Was it because i like Cephalic's records, was it because i said something that hurted you ? Please enlighten me, cause the only one that is smelling shit, breathing shit and talks shit is you, i think. Please answer with the same name.
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Room | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Lee, an admirable attempt at provocation. So are you a Dio fan or not? Any word on Cephalic's next release in the Halls of Amenti triology? Thoughts on Cephalic/Anal Blast split?
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jeff | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
well, one thing's for sure... lashing about which album you like best is now officially pointless. pretty damn solid musicianship and production, havent made up my mind on the songwriting yet.
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Jake \m/ | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Glad to see that the production got a 6. I totally agree. I can't wait to record with them tomorrow!!!!! The song writing and musicianship need higher scores though. Good album that is a natural progression for the band.
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Zaibach | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
It's hard to believe that you're older than most of us Lee.. I'm disappointed in the overall fanbase that visit this site (except from a few) I can't expect everyone to write mature and well thought post but come on...
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Lashout | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Banana peppers are gross.
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The Enforcer | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Lee, I'm going to guess you're drinking way too early in the day (again), which is of course your choice. But for fuck's sake my friend, you do realize you sound about 12 to 13 years old at the very most, and just like all the other lashers. You're like in your mid-30's though, right?
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Lee | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Look faggots, we know you don't get laid and sit in your room with jurgens and listen to this type of horse shit. News flash we don't care, this band sucks 100x ass and so do you nerds, grow the fuck up, go buy some Twisted Sister albums are get the fuck off a metal site. Newsflash nerd boys a bunch of faggots like Cephalic Carnage are the following: A: Not goddamn fucking Heavy Metal in 1000 years B: You are gay for liking them C: Should all be shot dead for making such stupid fucking music D: I hate this shit, it isn't metal, what was that? Yeah it isn't metal, fuck off and die I hate you. If I reviewed this horse shit it would get straight zeros so count yourselves lucky staige reviewed it. E. This band is total shit. Get the message? Stop fucking lashing and go listen to Dio you idiots.
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powerade | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
compare this reviewer to chris sessions, and try not to cry.
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The Metal Pirate Captian | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Dan Staige, please go kill yourself.
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Dan "I'm a fuckstick" Staige | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Exploiting Dysfunction and Lucid Interval are amazing releases. Why the fuck would you have someone with a chemical imbalance do this review? Go fucking listen to Jungle Rot you turd...
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METAL | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Yea definitely, they are definitely of one the heaviest and most brutal bands around next to Nile, Aborted, Suffocation, Cryptopsy and more which I'm lazy to say.
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Reno2 | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Damn, all their albums have been a masterpiece for me! They never cease to make bad albums. They're one of my favorite death-grind band of all time and also they make one of the heaviest and most brutal music i have heard just listen to their guitar riffs! Fucking SICK!
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Falcon | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Lucid Interval was clearly a better album...and this review is absolutely terrible.
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wow | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
worst review ever. and i really like the new album.
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Josh | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Dude, is this reviewer fucking kidding me? Lucid Interval is not only a fantastic album; it kicks the living shit out of this generic borefest. Fuck this entire website.
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Vile Vengeance | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
All of you are asking the wrong questions. It shouldn't be "How come Despised Icon got 6/6/6 and this didn't?" It should be "HOW COME DARKEST HOUR GOT A 6/5.5/5.5?"
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Zaibach | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Good album!
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metaldispatch | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
quality metal
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DuPont | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
This is a good album. Sure, certain material like this requires several listens to be fully appreciated and it saddens me to see so many brush this off as garbage. I agree with Room, this is the kind of metal that you just have fun listening to. Although chaotic and mishapen, these guys know what they're doing. Good review Dan. BTW, the intro makes me want to give the cd another listen.
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Lee | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Yeah no shit........
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cageofman | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Why hasnt the new Paradise Lost been reviewed yet?
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Room | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
You guys are losing me... perhaps your tastes have matured too much. I still like to be impressed and have fun listening to music. Cephalic is fun. By the way, no one has mentioned the drum performance on the album, which is pretty fucking phenomenal.
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Chris McDonald w/ Metal Review | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
I liked Anomalies a lot, but I've been dissapointed with this. There are some damn good songs, but there is a lot of wanky guitar noodling throughout that is as pointless as it is annoying. Stop showing off your dicks and write some more solid material please.
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FuckYourYankeeBlueJeans | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
and they arent even grind anymore. they stopped being grind 2 or 3 releases ago. what they are now is shit. Relapse has been hit or miss like hell lately
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FuckYourYankeeBlueJeans | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
didnt read the review. just saw the numbers. shit cd. i never thought they'd make a cd that made me wanna reach for Anamolaies. this band is going down the tubes so quickly
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Poor Form Staige | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
In addendum, Vag is much like Cephalic Carnage in that he is also consistently shitty.
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Lee | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Bands like this should all die of the plague. The only ground breaking thing about this band is when they should dig a hole to bury all their CD's in.
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vag | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
This album rules and so does lucid interval. Lucid is only for people who like grind core. If you do not like grind then do not buy lucid. It is the most grindy record by Cephalic. As for their best i think it is Anomalies.
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Poor Form Staige | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
This band produces consistent shit and this reviewer is twice the fucking moron for thinking to differentiate between the quality of many sub par compositions.
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emperorjvl | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Yep, this album is great, nope, Lucid Interval is not garbage, yep, the "intro" in this review is pointless.
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behemoth666 | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
is this review about getting the most lashes? Lucid Interval is a great album, and this review sucks.
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Tyler w/MR | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
ever since i heard DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN dundundundundundundun on the song "Lucid Interval" i've been hooked.
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tehxsikkest | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
woah, holy shit... hold on a second. Lucid Interval was an amazing album dude. And what does the fact that they smoke pot have to do with anything? 6/5/5 seems like an appropriate score for this album, but Despised Icon shouldn't have gotten a 6/6/6 in the first place. Awful review by the way, what's with the intro?
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Devin | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Lucid Interval a "garbage" record?? You've got to be fucking kidding me. Other than that ridiculous assertion, I agree with every word of this review. This album really should have been given a 6/6/6, though.
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Mark | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Wow, I thought CC deserved better than this. . .
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escapegoat | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
@ gordeth - i totally agree. i'm glad to see someone else shares these opinions. lucid interval is their best, in my opinion. i was surprised to see it disparaged in this review. i never heard of this band before lucid interval, and bought it on a whim from a $1 clearance bin. and for the record, i think it was, and still is ground breaking, genre blending genius. and i haven't bought (though i have heard) any of their albums since. so...so much for the 'loyal fanbase' theory, i guess.
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pete | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
good album -- this review is terrible though.
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gordeth | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
I don't understand all the praise for Anomalies. I found it to be a bit too safe and uninteresting compared to Lucid Interval. If this new one isn't any better, I'll pass.
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Erik T | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
@ Yes Yes and Chud-you do realize that two different people revwied DI (me) and CC right-so then you realize that we might have different tasts also right? so then teh scores would be different and not a mere collective of what each album should be? personalyl teh new CC isnt very good-i much prefered anomalies and Luci interval
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shirt | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
lol stupid intro. ok review. still shitty band. thx for trying.
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Greg | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
So what exactly was the point of that intro?
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Room | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Aboslutely horrified by your comment on Lucid Interval. Glad to see good scores here, but i sense i like to jarred, challenged, and confused a bit more than the reviewer. I still have a soft spot for Conforming to Abnormality, which doesn't even get mentioned much these days.
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Deke' w/MR | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Good album, not quite up to snuff with 'Anomalies', but still worth picking up. The layout is prime choice, even if Relapse is overdoing it with the butterfly booklets this year.
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Matt w/Metal Review | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
@ Yes Yes: Come on now, you know it's not that simple. If metal or all music for that matter, could be critiqued with an exact formula, we'd be out of business. 20+ writers all with their own tastes and opinions - and you are bound to get mixed reactions...
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Hired Goon @ Sunnyvale | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Good call re the intro dude. I'm all for imagery but that's laying it on a bit thick. Save it for the short story collection amigo.
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Yes Yes | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
The lasher below me is 100% correct and is actually being kind. Despised Icon getting all 6s and this one getting the score it did almost completely invalidates this website
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chud | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
If Despised Icon got a 666, so should this.
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You are a stupid douche | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Lucid Interval garbage? Are you smoking crack you fucking dummy?
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SunnyvaleTrash | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Good score for this album, but get rid of the rediculous introduction. Also, Lucid Interval is the band's defining work, maybe you should understand that for praising this album, which is their most mundane release.
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Gore Whore | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Best grind album of the last two years... this completely blows away all CC's competitors away!
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dental | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Cephalic Carnage can do no wrong.
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Hired Goon | posted on 7/2007 | Reply
Ferocious and mind-bending stuff! I love it. Definetely in the top 20 for the year. G.O.D will make you think the world has ended. Ov Viscitude will burn your house down! Go the Carnage!!