Album Review

Score 6.1
Written by Ryan Plunkett
Published on 1/20/2003
Emo should be called something like "pop"-core. That would be a more suitable title for bands like this that try to keep things hardcore with the screaming, but than revert back to the cleaning so quickly. I've said it before and I'll say it again, like punk, the hardcore scene is quickly becoming watered down garbage with so many bands whining about how their girlfriends left them or their parents didn't hug them enough. Maybe if I was a pissed-off 13 year old I would think this is the best thing since sliced bread, but unfortunately I'm not.
Now don't get me wrong, I like hardcore music for the most part, but there are just so many trendy bands that are diluting this once proud genre. Granted A Static Lullaby has some decent musicianship, and songs are put together rather well, I just really don't enjoy And Don't Forget to Breathe. The music tends to be more rooted in the punk side of the hardcore spectrum with very up beat riffing based mostly around power chords and guitars that are never too distorted. The vokills are mostly based around the clean singing with some hardcore screaming thrown in. Nothing on here really grabs my attention. The drums are rather bland, and I can't say I'm too big a fan of the vokills either. There is the occasional guitar riff that I do enjoy, but nothing I can get too excited about.
For me this is the type of release that's easily forgettable. Not one song on here is really memorable for me. Although this is some of the better emo stuff I've heard, it still comes across as rather generic. My recommendation is if you're a pissed-off 13 year old, you'll dig this, or if you're really into emo. For anybody else I would say don't even bother.



Unknown Metalhead
the truth | posted on 2/2006 | Reply
awwww...do your guys pussies get wet when you here distoation, and cranky if its clean. let them be you "metal" winers. just shut the fuck up.
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key to nothing | posted on 7/2005 | Reply
I thought we were reviewing metal here, not pussy punk shit
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al6s | posted on 4/2005 | Reply
One of the fewest emocore releases that I actually really like. Not for everyone, good music though..
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the nerd | posted on 2/2004 | Reply
why did this thing ever show up on this site. i typed in www.metalreview.com and a static lullaby review was in here!!! i was looking for cephalic carnage and didnt find one so i just looked around at all of them and this was on here. what the crap!!!! when are yall gonna stop wasting time reviewing this crap and review a cephalic carnage cd??
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... | posted on 11/2003 | Reply
I don't think theyre the greatest, but they have a lot of things that caught my attention. This band isn't for all, but I like 'em.
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broken | posted on 2/2003 | Reply
when did this band ever claim to be hardcore in the first place? why are you trying so hard to slam them into a genre? just let them be the amazing band they are...
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Jason | posted on 1/2003 | Reply
I agree that the hardcore scene has become pretty "emo" with all the bands and they're whining and melodic singing and stuff, but I really like this band alot. I think they stand out for some reason...
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IamLost | posted on 1/2003 | Reply
maybe they're not 100% hardcore, but the music is good, you have to agree on that one, they just make music that they like and hope others will like too, and i don't think they're great, but they sure have talent.
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wrathchild | posted on 1/2003 | Reply
Dude, I totally agree w/ you on that... the hardcore scene is so full of fuckin angst-ridden teens, it's not even funny. That's why I liked the new Merauder, it wasn't all fuckin gay like most shit.