Album Review

Score 9.3
Written by Erik Thomas
Published on 7/28/2004
There are a few ways I can describe this “album” from Rhode Island’s highly touted Daughters:

A gravel coated 14 inch enema of DEP, Cephalic Carnage, The Locust and Uphill Battle shoved sideways into your rectum.

Having midgets pelt you with broken bottles for eleven minutes.

Being squeezed into a steel ball and put in a giant pinball machine.

Shot in the face with ‘stinger’ buckshot.

Being whipped by Iraqi prison guards with those long sticks for eleven minutes.

Walk on broken glass while clowns bang random metal objects right next to your ears.

Skin a live cat hooked up to an amp, and listen to it on headphones.

Have 68 small ball bearings inserted into your skull then put yourself in a tumble dryer for eleven minutes.

Being kicked repeatedly in the scrotum by a screaming, coked up toddler.

Cutting your own nose off with a circular saw.

Doing Anna Nicole Smith in the ass with a hotdog just out of her reach while in a Gforce testing machine. 


If none of these sonic metaphors appeal to do, no not even attempt to listen to this caustic, ultra noisy chaotic mindfuckcore. While they could certainly be placed within the mathcore genre, Daughters are actually far more unstructured, making The Number 12 Looks Like You sound like Kids Bop 6. Eleven songs in eleven minutes, to be honest is a rip off, but to be honest this level of intensity couldn’t be tolerated for much more. Most listeners will take the songs as random, chaotic noise, but within the chaos is insanely tight musicianship and shrewd structuring that’s simply dizzying after many listens. The turmoil of all eleven tracks, complete with pretentiously artsy title like “Damn Those Blood Suckers and Their Good Qualities”, and “Mike Morowitz, The Fantasy Fuck” is awash with discordance, but somehow makes sense. It’s like the sonic equivalent to a Quentin Tarantino movie. There's a few expected quirky interludes ("The Ghost With the Most") but they simply serve as breaths between the abuse.

Not for everyone, but those into self-punishment and aural mutilation by means of scattershot percussion, ultra spastic staccato riffs, and hair raising screams should absolutely get this. It will be the most painful eleven minutes you’ll endure.



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Dillon | posted on 6/2007 | Reply
Hahahaha, Nice metaphors I've made my own up but yours take the cake! Such a mind blowing little cd this is, I just saw the cover and noticed the distributer and picked it up without any prior knowledge, ended up my favorite of all time.
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silentasian | posted on 3/2006 | Reply
Daughters are the fuckin shit, man! THE FUCKIN' SHIT!
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only the truth | posted on 2/2006 | Reply
its just screaming!!!! wats soooo great about it! you guys are lame as shit.
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xknifeintheback | posted on 10/2005 | Reply
WAY too generous on the scoring.
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Jam008 | posted on 9/2004 | Reply
saw them opening for Dilliner Escape Plan...eh. The record is ok but they just didnt do it for me live. www.fullmetaljoker.cjb.net
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yaaah | posted on 9/2004 | Reply
its the motha fuckin' daughters
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arrr | posted on 8/2004 | Reply
this is the best fucking album EVER
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Toa | posted on 8/2004 | Reply
Listened to this album a couple of times now, and yeah, I like it. Very chaotic, and funny. The short running time is good, their music would probably get annoying a while.
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Nik | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
This album is ok. Nothing special, its too unorganized in terms of how the album is actually set up, at least in my mind anyway. Still a talented badn though.
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Cody | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
This cd is really good but I think as the sun sets efforts were better.....
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Lee | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
Doing Anna Nicole Smith in the ass with a hotdog just out of her reach while in a Gforce testing machine. Eric, how do you know all of my fetishes man?
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Glitterbust | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
I keep waiting for screamo to get better.
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drewcifer | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
we're at ends with this this whole chaotic screamo whatever genre. i think all these bands are fucking...so obnoxious.
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sathanas | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
are grind?
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Jacksonlefteye | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
uhh, i'd have to listen to this first before thinking of buying it; unfortunately, im the only one i know that listens to shit like this, so, i guess im outta luck i'm starting to get the artistic significance behind "Kiss the Pig," Today is the Day's latest...but...this sounds like a bit much, i think the more caustic and chaotic the music is, the longer it takes me to understand it, and this sounds like it'd take 50+ listens
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Danny Edge | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
I've had this shit for a while now. I think the 11 songs in 11 minutes thing doesn't matter that much to me cuz I always end up starting it over 2 more times anyway. Basically As The Sun Sets part II, but it's good.
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Logan | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
11 minutes eh! Well, I think a listen is required just for my own personal sonic education.
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Matt  | posted on 7/2004 | Reply
...interesting...