Album Review

Score 8.3
Written by Chris Chellis
Published on 9/1/2006
Mystery and a sense of impending doom plague this release worse than Boy George’s career as a New York street cleaner.  Objekt 4’s Extermination Processing Tower would serve as a perfect soundtrack to the kind of atmospheric horror film that actually scares you, which means no cheap thrills (Japanese pop horror, I am looking at you), no overwrought and cheesy plot details (fuck you, Eli Roth), and nothing left unexplored. 

Doors creak and the suspense lingers long enough to hear salty sweat hit concrete.  It’s hard to believe that something substantial and fairly rhythmic could from a project so stubbornly unclassifiable.  The beat pulsates and changes so quickly that you actually feel like you’re in a vortex with a life of its own.  Your best bet in enjoying this release is to lie down completely and let the atmosphere overtake you.  Gusts of wind, dripping rainfall, and other effects play an integral role in creating an environment that lends itself to an authentic sense of horror.  Objekt 4’s ability to develop entire tracks that build on separate narratives is impressive. 

If only actual modern horror films would implement these kinds of tracks!  Instead we get these immediate throwaways that are designed for cheap, quick shock.  Nobody remembers the scores of modern horror, but in the 60s and 70s composers like Goblin added their unique touch to add to what were already brilliantly directed stories.  Now this isn’t metal, but it’s terrifying and creepy all the same, harnessing qualities that are essential to the more horrific elements of heavy metal.  Do I recommend that you run out and buy this ASAP?  No.  This is something you should do your research on, because it’s certainly not for everybody.  But for an atmospheric collection of terrifying sound, it functions as an example of excellence.  If I had the money to fund one of my own horror scripts, I wouldn’t hesitate to call on Objekt 4 for the score.



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Adrian | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
I love this fucking shit. LOVE IT.
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John Straight | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Yeah, Carpenter's. Thanks for the suggestions; I'll definitely check them out.
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Lee | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Dude do you mean Carpenter's "The Thing" fuck that might be my all time fave at least from the US. Try the Gingersnaps Trilogy, especially the first 2, great modern Horror from Canada. Devils Rejects is awesome if you like 70's style grindhouse. To me anyways Wolf Creek is excellant and I think I like it better then Hostel.
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100010101 | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Yeah, I'm a fan of Harryhausen and pre-90's horror. I just don't have any damn friends who enjoy horror. Heh, and I also hate Cage. Dude's a douche. Fucking 9/11 movie?! Damn him. Grrrr. But really, I don't like him. At least Keanu is funny when he "acts." Oh, and about the special effects? Maddox said it best when he was talking--ahem--ranting about Episode III: "They're not 'special effects' anymore when they're found in EVERY SCENE."
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John Straight | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
I have a feeling that this wasn't the first time this site has talked about horror... I mean, I love when a review for a band totally transforms the rant-board into something like this. Anyway, I just haven't found much in the stories Jap horror films usually employ to attract me to them....I prefer older horror: I love The Thing and The Thing from Another World: I don't usually mind remakes. They're just been too many remakes today, too much borrowing from other countries....I just want some more originality! Sure, I've already said a remake can be made with class and respect, but...oh, I don't know! I suppose I just think too much about it. It's just, just that I wish special effects would remain something to be treasured and not overused. Ray Harryhausen, you know? He was amazing; I'm still amazed today when I see one of the movies he graced with his talents (yes, I know I'm a victim of fan-boyism). I don't think today's horror is flooded by this overly digital whorishness--heh, does that even make sense? I haven't seen enough of today's horror to make an accurate opinion about it, but based on the comments below, I have some catching up to do. I think I'll start with The Hills Have Eyes and...The Descent? I don't know. Make me some suggestions, por favor.
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Chris w/MR | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
The Hills Have Eyes remake was awesome, Lee. I agree with you there.
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locustsofdeath | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Here's something to think about: digital technolgy, is it a blessing or a curse? On the one hand, many talented movie makers - and musicians - are able to produce movies or albums because of how relatively inexpensive digital equipment is. On the other hand, any shmoe can create garbage and put it out there, flooding the market. I'm iffy on this, because for every gem of a digital movie or self-produced album, there's a hundred more out there wasting my time.
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Lee | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Well in recent years you have the Grudge, the Eye, Dark Water and Pulse.......Just for starters. All which are excellant movies. Chellis it isn't "pop" horror movies, especially not Ju-on, it is based on their superstitions and ghost legends which is always long haired and usually female that are held in limbo with rage, etc.... Know your source before you talk about shit you dont' understnad. There are bands ones for sure, but the Ring, Audition , the Eye and the TV Ju-on are first rate and untouched. Suspira, all flash, not substance with horrid acting and nonsensical script. Hostel, Wolf Creek, New Hills have Eyes, all excellant shit lately. Hostel is awesome, what is wrong with you asshats? lol I am on a big sleaze and explotation kick lately. I watched La Sexorcisto (Mexican nunsplotation), Satans Blood and Don't deliver us from evil. Yeah Euro sleaze........
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Doug w/MR | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
"how many american horror films aren't just remakes of classic asian films?" You've got to be fucking joking.
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JB | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Best zombie movie to come out in the last few years....Shaun of the Dead. I had more fun watching this movie than any other "horror movie" since Evil Dead 2. "You got red on you." The Decent was pretty good too.
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Cabecao | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Dunno if it's horror but check out Wolf Creek. Based on true events and it's damn freaky. I used to work in that part of Australia and it's exactly like the movie depicts.
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someone | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Will someone please explain to me what was so great about 28 Days Later? I saw it three times, forced through it by three different friends trying to tell me how unique and fresh it was. Personally I didn't see anything that was even remotely unique, or entertaining. Hostel sucked, Cabin Fever was just stupid. And how many american horror films aren't just remakes of classics or asian films? Or video games.
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Ohio | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
I can't believe they are remaking The Wicker Man, a classic featuring one of the most chilling conclusions ever, with that fucking hack Nicholas Cage. That guy couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
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the jones | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
I thought 28 Days Later was kinda funny in parts. Over all decent, but... eh. I like the whole "end of the world/civilization" premise, so that part was cool. By the way, if anyone here reads, check out "I Am Legend" by Matheson... they were supposedly making that into a movie as well, but I don't know what became of it. They'll probably turn it into a romantic comedy with Owen Wilson.
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daniel | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
horror movies, pffft, movies are for mainstream poseurs. True performance horror comes from shadow puppets cast in my grim cave. Movies...
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FucBush | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
i remeber i was in high school when 28 days later came out, and everyone was saying how scary it was, and when i saw it it was a complete letdown...i guess i shouldnt say it sucked, it was actually a good movie, it just didnt shock me or really scare me, so i was dissapointed in it....and i'll admit, the ending of The Thing wasnt climactic but i like the fact that either guy couldve been one of those, ugh, "things."
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locustsofdeath | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Cabin Fever was a dozen 70's and 80's films pieced together to make something not nearly as cool. Eli Roth is a hack! Horror movies in general are bad today, although I look forward to seeing the descent. And Suspiria is fantastic, Lee.
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Chris w/MR | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
The documentary-style shark movie? Open Water? The last 30 minutes were fairly intense and I've never actually been to a movie whose ending had everyone in the theater PISSED, hahaha. 28 Days Later was badass. What sucked about it? The zombie trend is playing itself out right now, partly because of the excellent virus narrative in 28 Days Later. Speaking of narratives about infection, I've never really understood why Carpenter's The Thing is celebrated to the degree that it is. The acting is superb and certain scenes are chilling, but I ultimately found it kind of anti-climactic.
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FucBush | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
@Lee Suspiria and Inferno were great acid-trippy horror that made you feel uneasy @Chris w/ MR I liked Cabin Fever too, but 28 Days later?! I thought that movie sucked alot....Same as that shark movie...i forget the name but everyone played that one up WAY to much. Watch Steven Carpenter's THE THING...one of the best "survival-horror" movies ever.
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Captain  | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
I really enjoy what I've heard of Zombi. The record I have - Cosmos - does indeed have some stuff on it that would fit right into a Carpenter movie. Great shit & definitely recommend it.
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Prometheus | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Thats spooky (how appropriate)....I was thinking about Zombi just now when reading this review. I saw them support Isis, someone said to me before the gig that Zombi play horror music. That wasn't exactly what I heard, but it was kinda spooky tense stuff, I was thinking about recommending them to fans of this band. I loved them, really good live.
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grady | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Goblin is just Goblin, not The Goblins. Speaking of which, youse guys should get around to reviewing Zombi's Surface To Air already.
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Prometheus | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Call me cliche, but I can't get enough of The Shining, thats the best in my book. The isolation, the surrealism... perfect. And Alien/Aliens too, horror or sci-fi, those are two of the best too.
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Bill | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
This record sounds really cool, and I agree 100% Japanese pop horror is really bad and Eli Roth I dont have a huge problem with but Hostel is very much over rated
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Chris w/MR | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Yeah, but Cabin Fever was campy and self-aware. Hostel felt like it should be campy but it took itself too seriously at times, especially in the last 40 minutes or so, and ultimately, I didn't find it very entertaining. If you're going to take your horror seriously, make it authentically scary, something like 28 Days Later.
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Prometheus | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Ah man, Cabin Fever. Stupidest film ever. Japanese horror - I saw The Eye, that was cool
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Chris w/MR | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
I liked Cabin Fever. Hostel was horrible. It had potential, but the ending was half-assed. James Gunn does essentially the same thing that Roth does but with a sicker sense of humor and better direction. Ju-On, Ringu, all that crap. You can have it. I am sure there's great Japanese horror, but it isn't the pop stuff where magical boy ghosts hide in closets. Ugh. I don't really have art school needs. I can get drunk and watch anything from Troma and have a lot of fun with it.
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Lee | posted on 9/2006 | Reply
Ha ha, You just insulted my two favorite froms of horror. What do you mean Japanese pop horror? Tell me any American films from the last 15 years that can touch a good Japanese horror movie? What is wrong with Eli Roth? He makes horror the way it is supposed to be, sick, freaky and cheesy. You Suspira asshats ruin horror for all of us with your art school needs.